Beliefs and rites
What the factions hold to be so, read through the lens each one shouts and the one it keeps quiet; what each costs, what it forbids, and the rites that keep it. None of them is a real faith; the gods are the walnut theatre’s balcony.
22 rows: 4 proposed, 18 that only restate what the games and the codex already say. None of it is canon until it is approved: the codex filed what the games say into systems, and proposed the rest. Each row says which it is.
Beliefs
Each with its loud lens and its silent one.
The lamp stays on Restates canon — waits for approval with the rest
The lamp has been on since before the workshop. Keeping it on is not a task; it is the job.
- Held by
- The household
- Lens
- duties (silent: consequences)
- Sacred
- The lamp that’s always on.
- Taboos
- Looking for its switch. Leaving it out overnight.
- Costs
- Every errand starts from it, and the apprentice does the fetching.
- Against
- Every lamp goes out: The draughts are only being early, they say. The household calls that going out.
- On record in
- The lamp, The household, a GeoCities homepage (lamp-fans), an open question
Say it’s AI Restates canon — waits for approval with the rest
A small impossible thing is worth the patience, and saying how it was made is the only honest way to show it.
- Held by
- The household
- Lens
- duties (silent: consequences)
- Sacred
- The label.
- Taboos
- Pretending something was made by hand.
- Costs
- The label goes on everything, including the parts people would rather not be told about.
- On record in
- Rules of the workshop, Made by machine, The household
Every lamp goes out Restates canon — waits for approval with the rest
Every light goes out eventually. The draughts are only being early, and helping.
- Held by
- The draughts
- Lens
- consequences (silent: care)
- Sacred
- The gap under the door.
- Taboos
- Coming in through the front door.
- Costs
- It has been trying for years and the lamp keeps coming back on.
- Against
- The lamp stays on: A lamp that is always on is a lamp that has not been finished yet.
- On record in
- The draughts, The Draught
Nobody here is lunch Restates canon — waits for approval with the rest
The tin stays a sea. The people in it are people, and only just stopped being in a tin, as far as they are concerned.
- Held by
- The tin
- Lens
- care (silent: contract)
- Sacred
- The sea staying a sea.
- Taboos
- Eating a sardine. Going back in the tin. Opening the lid for anyone with a key.
- Costs
- Grateful to whoever opened the lid, and in no position to stop the next one.
- Against
- In that order: A sea has no paperwork, and would like to keep it that way.
- On record in
- The tin, The tin, Captain Brine
The show goes on Restates canon — waits for approval with the rest
A theatre with nobody in it is still a theatre if somebody keeps it open. The show goes on, whoever is in it.
- Held by
- The company
- Lens
- character (silent: consequences)
- Sacred
- The curtain up on time.
- Taboos
- Charging for a ticket. Stopping the show, even for the Understudy.
- Costs
- It waited out the Understudy instead of stopping it, and the house stopped coming.
- On record in
- The company, The company, The walnut theatre
Lucky buttons Proposed — not canon until approved
A button off a good coat brings luck. Mo sells them at the kiosk; Gill stocks one.
- Held by
- The company, The tin
- Lens
- character (silent: consequences)
- Sacred
- A good coat’s button.
- Taboos
- Selling a button off a bad coat.
- Costs
- Somewhere, a good coat is missing a button.
- On record in
- Always On’s button, Mo, Gill, a GeoCities homepage (mo)
The same door Restates canon — waits for approval with the rest
Behind every staff door, the same people. “They’re all the same door, really.” Somebody has to be on after closing, and it works best if nobody sees them.
- Held by
- Staff only
- Lens
- duties (silent: care)
- Sacred
- The rota.
- Taboos
- Being in a picture. Acknowledging the Assistant during stocktake. Following the in-store music.
- Costs
- The memos stop making sense the further down you go, and they follow them anyway.
- On record in
- Staff only, Backrooms memo 7, Backrooms memo 17, The night staff
On display Restates canon — waits for approval with the rest
“Everything’s on display. Nothing’s in stock.” A showroom is perfect as long as nothing leaves it.
- Held by
- The stock
- Lens
- character (silent: care)
- Sacred
- The display model.
- Taboos
- Being in stock. Moving while somebody is looking.
- Costs
- It can only move when nobody is looking, so it never quite gets anywhere.
- On record in
- The stock, The showroom, Backrooms memo 1
In that order Restates canon — waits for approval with the rest
Nothing goes wrong in an office that follows procedure. Nobody has checked.
- Held by
- The office supplies
- Lens
- duties (silent: care)
- Sacred
- The order of things: frank, stamp, meter, post.
- Taboos
- Skipping a step.
- Costs
- It can be read like a timetable, which is how the apprentice gets past.
- Against
- Out is out: A spill with opinions, heading for the Out tray without a stamp.
- On record in
- The office supplies, The inbox, The photocopier
Last one in Restates canon — waits for approval with the rest
Everybody else is still here at 7:40 pm, so it must be the job. Nobody leaves before the lights go off. The lights don’t go off.
- Held by
- The four coworkers
- Lens
- contract (silent: care)
- Sacred
- Being the last one in the office.
- Taboos
- Clocking out first.
- Costs
- Nobody remembers what the company does.
- On record in
- The four coworkers, The open plan, Working late
Out is out Restates canon — waits for approval with the rest
Slop goes where it isn’t stopped. That is all it is. The Out tray, and then out.
- Held by
- The escaped batch
- Lens
- consequences (silent: duties)
- Sacred
- The Out tray.
- Taboos
- Stopping on its own.
- Costs
- It has no plan for after the Out tray.
- Against
- In that order: They are what is between it and the Out tray.
- On record in
- The escaped batch, The Out tray, The batch escapes
Rites
When each belief is kept, and how.
Tea, after the lamp Restates canon — waits for approval with the rest
When the lamp is back on, the Slopwright makes tea. “The Slopwright has made tea. It’s slightly too hot, which is correct.”
- Keeps
- The lamp stays on
- When
- The lamp comes back on
- Held by
- The household
- Food
- Tea
- On record in
- Always On, The lamp goes out, alwayson
Soup for the attic Restates canon — waits for approval with the rest
Nobody goes up to the attic without soup. “Take soup. It’s cold up there, and the draught is mostly cold.”
- Keeps
- The lamp stays on
- When
- Going up to the attic
- Held by
- The household
- Food
- Soup
- On record in
- The attic, The Draught, alwayson
Blowing from upstairs Restates canon — waits for approval with the rest
Again and again, from the attic, through every gap under every door. It has been trying for years.
- Keeps
- Every lamp goes out
- When
- Going up to the attic
- Held by
- The draughts
- On record in
- The draughts, The attic
Finding the A Restates canon — waits for approval with the rest
Before the curtain, the orchestra finds its A, then a march. The curtain stays shut until it has.
- Keeps
- The show goes on
- When
- Curtain up
- Held by
- The company
- On record in
- Tuning Up, The pit
The closing checklist Restates canon — waits for approval with the rest
At close, all chairs face their desks. Check twice. If a chair is facing the wall, it was like that when you got here.
- Keeps
- The same door
- When
- Closing
- Held by
- Staff only
- Institutions
- The rota, Signing out
- On record in
- Backrooms memo 2, The showroom
Not looking during stocktake Restates canon — waits for approval with the rest
Do not acknowledge the Assistant during stocktake. It is counting too, and it does not like to lose its place.
- Keeps
- The same door
- When
- Stocktake
- Held by
- Staff only
- Institutions
- Stocktake and headcount
- On record in
- Backrooms memo 7, The Assistant
Holding still Proposed — not canon until approved
While anyone is counting, the stock is exactly where it was put. It moves later.
- Keeps
- On display
- When
- Stocktake
- Held by
- The stock
- On record in
- The stock, Display model, Backrooms memo 20
The lights at 7:40 Restates canon — waits for approval with the rest
At 7:40 pm the lights in the open plan are still on, and so is everyone under them.
- Keeps
- Last one in
- When
- 7:40 pm
- Held by
- The four coworkers
- Food
- Espresso
- Institutions
- Best of three
- On record in
- The open plan, Working late
Roasting is off Proposed — not canon until approved
In October nobody roasts the pumpkin seeds. On the wall, that is when they turn into moths and fly off into the room.
- Keeps
- The lamp stays on
- When
- Slopoween
- Held by
- The household
- Food
- Pumpkin seeds
- On record in
- Pumpkin seeds become black moths, Slopoween, Moths, generally
The putting away Restates canon — waits for approval with the rest
On the first of November Slopoween comes down on its own. Nobody has to take it down; the pieces are put away, not thrown out.
- Keeps
- Say it’s AI
- When
- The putting away
- Held by
- The household
- On record in
- Slopoween, Slopoween
Standing orders, read out Proposed — not canon until approved
Captain Brine’s standing orders are said again each day, the same as yesterday: if a crab raises one big claw, Defend.
- Keeps
- Nobody here is lunch
- When
- Today’s world
- Held by
- The tin
- Institutions
- Standing orders
- On record in
- a GeoCities homepage (brine), Captain Brine
