Everything in the workshop, filed.

The people, creatures, places and things of slopped.site: the Slopwright, his apprentice, the cat, a sea in a sardine tin, an opera in a walnut, the vats underneath and a showroom that doesn’t end.

All of it is AI-generated, and none of it is real. The codex files it with a straight face anyway, and checks every name against the games.

191 entries: 21 people, 65 creatures, 36 places, 35 objects, 12 events, 7 groups, 15 concepts.

The main figures

By kind

By world

  1. The workshop: the whole map from Always On, with its people and things where the game puts themThe workshopWhere it all comes out of. A bench, a lamp, a cat, jars, and a sardine tin that turned out to be a sea.31 entries · The Slopwright, The apprentice, Wren, Ferrule…
  2. The sardine-tin sea: the whole map from Always On, with its people and things where the game puts themThe sardine-tin seaInside the tin on the bench. Mostly oil. A lighthouse made from an anchovy tin.15 entries · Lamp oil, The sardine-tin sea, Captain Brine, Gill…
  3. The walnut theatre: the whole map from Always On, with its people and things where the game puts themThe walnut theatreInside the walnut on the shelf. One show, running for a while, starring the understudy.14 entries · Wick, The walnut theatre, The gods, The Understudy…
  4. The store basement where Backrooms starts, with CLEARANCE signsThe showroom and the back of the shopA furniture showroom, a stockroom behind it, and then more of both than there should be.17 entries · Backrooms, Lamp glass, The showroom, Ottoline…
  5. Open plan, 7:40 pm, a stage in Overtime, emptyThe officeDesks, staplers and a photocopier. Everything here works late, and some of it fights back.50 entries · Overtime, The four coworkers, Pip, Model 7…
  6. A room on The Vats, the floor of Skim, with the skimmer at the doorThe vatsThree floors under the workshop where the slop is kept. Somebody has to skim them.31 entries · Sardine tin, Skim, The Skimmer, The Vats…
  7. A tin peeled open on a tiny Japanese garden: bonsai, stepping stones, a bridge and two koi. Best before never.The wallWhere finished pieces go: Fresh slop on slopped.site, and the infinite fall through it.15 entries · The wall, Fresh slop, Scroll, Acid…
  8. The Slopwright’s Apprentice badgeThe classroomThe Slop Curriculum, where the Slopwright teaches. Reluctantly.5 entries · The Slop Curriculum, Slopwright’s Apprentice, Slopwright’s Journeyman, Game Slopwright…
  9. The cover of SK8 2026 on games.slopped.site, a real captureOutsideStreets, meadows and a long road with something large behind you.13 entries · Drip, Drip (the game), Chair, Teacup snail…

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How the places connect, what really happened when, and what the words mean here.

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