Slopaganda

Not everything slopped.site makes goes up on the wall. Slopaganda is found pasted up somewhere else: a canteen, a hoarding, the back of a door. Each poster borrows an old style (a war poster, a recruiting poster, a psychedelic gig bill, a safety notice) and turns a familiar line or saying toward slop. Each is signed slopped.site in small letters at the foot. They are posters, not Fresh slop, and never hang with it.

They ask three kinds of thing. Orders: KEEP CALM AND SLOP ON, MIND THE SLOP, PLEASE SLOP RESPONSIBLY, A SLOP IN TIME SAVES NINE, LOOSE SLOP SINKS SHIPS, REPORT ALL UNSLOPPED OBJECTS, IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SLOP SOMETHING, YOUR DAILY SLOP QUOTA BUILDS TOMORROW, SLOP LOCAL, THE SLOP STOPS HERE, SLOP, LOOK AND LISTEN SLOP IS WATCHING YOU, THINK OUTSIDE THE SLOP and IF THIS VAN IS SLOPPING, DON’T COME A KNOCKING. Calls: I WANT YOU TO SLOP, from an octopus in a foreman’s hat; SLOP WANTS YOU!, WE CAN SLOP IT!, ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT SLOP SHORTAGES, ASK NOT WHAT YOUR SLOP CAN DO FOR YOU, SLOPPING IS NOT A CRIME, MAKE SLOP, NOT WAR, A CLEAN CITY IS A MISSED OPPORTUNITY, NO SLOP LEFT BEHIND, DO YOUR BIT. STIR THE SLOP., WORKERS OF THE WORLD, SLOP!, SLOP FOR VICTORY, GIVE ME SLOP OR GIVE ME DEATH, SLOP ME UP, SCOTTY, SLOP OUTSIDE THE BOX, SLOP BOLDLY, THE CHILDREN YEARN FOR THE SLOP, MAKE SLOP NOT SENSE, FULL SLOP AHEAD, LET THE GOOD TIMES SLOP, SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SLOP, WE HAVE LIFTSLOP and CARPE SLOP. Sayings: SLOP HAPPENS, TO SLOP IS HUMAN, HAPPINESS IS A FULL BUCKET, ALL YOU NEED IS SLOP, CAN’T SLOP THE FEELING, THE SLOP MUST GO ON, TO SLOP OR NOT TO SLOP, I THINK, THEREFORE I SLOP, THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS SLOP ITSELF, ONE SMALL SLOP FOR MAN, MAY THE SLOP BE WITH YOU, I GOT SLOPPY AT slopped.site, SLOP FINDS A WAY, KNOWLEDGE IS SLOP, THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE SLOP, A SLOP IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD, SLOP WITHOUT LIMITS, FORTUNE FAVORS THE SLOPPY, A SLOP’S A SLOP, NO MATTER HOW SMALL, SLOP TOGETHER, STRONGER TOGETHER, SLOP AND LET SLOP, ALL THAT GLITTERS IS NOT SLOP, THE SLOP OF TOMORROW, TODAY, THE SLOP IS OUT THERE, VENI, VIDI, SLOPPI, STAY SLOPPY, THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE SLOP, SLOP WASN’T BUILT IN A DAY, UNITED WE SLOP, THE SLOP LESS TRAVELED, SLOP IS THE BEST MEDICINE, THE WORLD IS YOUR SLOPSTER, SLOP SPRINGS ETERNAL, GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO SLOP, SLOP IS IN THE AIR, A ROLLING SLOP GATHERS NO MOSS, WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU SLOP, MUCH ADO ABOUT SLOP, THERE IS NO SLOP B, SLOP WILL KEEP US TOGETHER, A LITTLE SLOP GOES A LONG WAY, SLOP KNOWS NO BORDERS, SLOP SWEET SLOP, IN SLOP WE TRUST, YOU CAN’T RUSH SLOP, BETTER SLOP THAN NEVER, SLOP NEVER SLEEPS, SLOP ATE MY HOMEWORK and NO SLOP TOO SMALL.

Who pastes them up is not on record. The footer names where they are from, not whose hand put them there. The Slopwright signs what he makes; the escaped batch has got out and might want company. Neither is evidence. Like everything else here, the posters are machine-made.