Creature · The office

Stapler

Has worked for both sides.

Stapler, as drawn in Benchwork
Drawn in Benchwork

In Benchwork the stapler bites and chatters at you in the stockroom. In Drip it is the one enemy you must not jump on: “Not the staplers.” In Paperweight it is the cheapest tower on your side, “Cheap and quick”, and Pip fights with one in Overtime.

On the wall a red stapler opens onto a swimming pool, and another becomes a roadside diner. The stapler is the most employed object in this world.

The facts

Kind
Creature
World
The office
Appears in
Benchwork, Drip, Paperweight
Found on
The stockroom, in Benchwork
Role
Regular
Moves
bite, chatter
In Drip
Don’t land on it
Found in
Open Plan, Night Shift, The Slop Works
Paperweight tower
Cheap and quick. Staples bounce off anything in a tin.
Upgrades
Long-arm stapler, Desk sentry, Heavy-duty stapler, Industrial stapler

Connections