Place · The workshop

Slopportunities

“More jobs than hands. Take one.”

The Slopportunities cover on slopped.site, a real capture of the site
Slopportunities, as its card on slopped.site shows it

jobs.slopped.site is Jobs, bored: the workshop’s noticeboard, with more jobs posted on it than there are hands to do them. A new hand on the rota takes a shift of eight hours through three rounds of jobs: a small game to finish on a Slopbox cartridge, a question about what the world has on record, or a lead to something hidden on one of the other sites. A job that goes wrong costs hours. Each round ends in a test posted by someone in the world, Mrs Ledger, Captain Brine and the usher among them. Run out of hours and you have clocked off; pass the last test and you are signed off.

What you did is kept in a staff file in your own browser, as marks, and the trades you are handy at are worked out from them. The shift is the same for everyone on the same day. Like everything else here, the board, its jobs and its tests were made by machines.

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Place
World
The workshop
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Jobs, bored: a noticeboard on a nail, three slips pinned to it
Address
jobs.slopped.site
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More jobs than hands. Take one.
Live since
2026-10-20

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