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Music

MusicPlays here. Stops when you leave the page.

Opens a small player window.
Open a tin at the shop

Every site

Start here

  • slopped.siteFresh slop: AI-generated art, newest first.
  • DesktopEvery site in one window. Several, actually.
  • MapEvery page on one map. None of it to scale.

Look

  • ScrollFall forever through Fresh slop and fractals.
  • FractalsEvery kind of infinite, in time with the music.
  • JungleThings that don’t exist, in the wild.
  • ClocksEvery one of them is right, eventually.
  • Bad UIA registry of controls that work, eventually.
  • CSSOne page, many outfits. No JavaScript.

Play and listen

  • GamesA skate game, a fighter, an RPG and twenty-odd more.
    • Slopbox, part of GamesSmall games, each one a file you can change.
  • BackroomsAn endless showroom after closing.
  • MusicSongs written as notes, and how to write them.
  • ClubRemixes and light shows by DJ Sloppy Droppy.

Read and learn

  • LearnDirect images, then games or sound. Real badges.
  • CodexEverything in the workshop, filed.
  • The SlopwrightThe maker behind it all. Hours: yes.
  • GeoCitiesFree homepages. Sign the guestbook.
  • LineageWhat changed when we taught it something.

Picked, voted and bought

  • TopThe best, picked. The most saved, counted.
  • IdeasPrompts for new slop, voted daily.
  • ShopSpend your sardines. Returns are at the back.

Under the hood

  • ShellThe whole world, one command at a time.
  • MCPThe world, for your AI. It can’t touch.
  • StatusEvery site, asked if it’s up. Twice an hour.
  • GrowthHow big it got, and how much more fits.

Object · The workshop

Jar lid

A jar lid, red and white on top, on four orange buttons. Wide and flat.

Jar lid, one of the six karts in Lap it up, on four buttons for wheels, drawn by the game’s own models
Jar lid, drawn by Lap it up

One of the six karts in Lap it up. It grips, mostly.

The facts

Kind
Object
World
The workshop
Appears in
Lap it up
A kart in Lap it up
Wide and flat. Grips, mostly.
Top speed
30.2, beside the sardine-tin racer’s 30
Play Lap it up ↗

Connections

  • raced in Lap it up
  • not to be confused with The lid
  • Slopio Kart driven in this
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