The Upright
An upright vacuum cleaner, plugged in after hours. It does not like dust.
Proposed: only seen in the cartridge.
The vacuum cleaner that does the open plan after hours, plugged into the socket in the break room with its cable along the floor. It breathes in, which pulls anything loose towards the mouth; it charges the length of the room; and then it stops to cough, which is the moment. In Fluff it is the end of the night for a dust bunny, unless the dust bunny gets something into its hose first: a sticky note does it. It is not wicked. Its job is dust.
Like everything else here, it was made by a machine.
The facts
- Kind
- Creature
- World
- The office
- Canon since
- 2026-10-21
- On record since
- 21 October 2026 (a real date: the day it was first added to the codex)
