The house
Auditoriums on the wall full of leaves, mushrooms, drifting chairs and one dark curve, and no audience.

On the wall the seats are all there and the people never are. Rows of red theatre seats face a stage where one large mushroom stands under warm lights; red chairs drift at odd angles through a smoky auditorium; a tall black curve rises through the seats of a sunlit, abandoned cinema; autumn leaves fill the stalls of a dim old theatre, seen from the wings, and curled leaves shaped like ears fill the stone tiers of an empty amphitheatre; every seat in an empty theatre tilts toward a single white feather on the carpet; a steep lit aisle runs through rows of seats up to a doorway far above; puddles in a concrete channel reflect rows of red seats where the sky should be. A theatre seat grows out of an olive tree. A bedsheet pegged to a garden line has a storm printed across it, and a projector throws a violet curtain of light across a dark screening room.
The walnut theatre has a house like these: stalls, a balcony called The gods, an usher, and the Understudy on stage. The codex proposes that the houses on the wall are the same kind of room on a night when nobody has come, and leaves open whether they are the walnut’s. The velvet waterfall runs in one of them. This entry is proposed by the codex, from pictures on the wall that are all machine-made, and is not canon until approved.
Not on record
The facts
- Kind
- Place
- World
- The wall
- Status
- Proposed by the codex, waiting for approval
- On record since
- 26 October 2026 (a real date: the day it was first added to the codex)
- In Meinong’s jungle
- “The mushroom takes center stage”: Possible, the golden mountain kind. A single mushroom stands before rows of red theatre seats. The cast list is short.
- In Meinong’s jungle
- “Theater of drifting chairs”: Possible, the golden mountain kind. Red theatre chairs drift at odd angles through a dim auditorium. The audience has already gone home.
- In Meinong’s jungle
- “Leaf ears in a silent amphitheater”: Possible, the golden mountain kind. Curled leaves shaped like ears fill the tiers for a show that was never scheduled.
More pictures


On the wall
Pieces of Fresh slop with one like it in them, grouped here by the proposal. The pictures don’t say they are the same one.
Reserved seating
The mushroom takes center stage
Theater of drifting chairs
Bending darkness in an empty cinema
Leaves facing the empty stage
Leaf ears in a silent amphitheater
Every seat tilts toward a feather
The long way in
Red theater seats beneath puddles
Projector light becomes velvet curtain
Private screening


