MCP

mcp.slopped.site is the workshop’s front door for other machines. An AI assistant pointed at it can search everything here, see how any two things connect, read the codex, the jungle’s files and the course, and check a lab draft against the same checks the Slop Curriculum uses. It started as a small door at the back of the course, which still opens.

It can look and it can’t touch: nothing it does changes anything, it asks nobody who they are, and it hands out a secret’s first hint and never the rest. Its prompts carry the house rules and its skills are the workshop’s own reading. Like everything else here, it was made by a machine, and it says so to the machines that ask.