Biscuit weevil
Walks a table edge to edge and off the end. Hurries when you are level with it.
Proposed: only seen in the cartridge.
A small green weevil that lives on what falls off the biscuit tin, which in the table store is a lot. It walks a table from one edge to the other and off, lands on whatever is below and walks that, and if it goes through the hole in the floor it comes in at the top. It cannot be reasoned with and is not trying to be. In Teacups it is the first pest, and the one that comes out of a bubble angry and twice as fast. A cousin, at some distance, of the crumb, which it would eat.
Like everything else here, it was made by a machine.
The facts
- Kind
- Creature
- World
- The office
- Canon since
- 2026-10-21
- On record since
- 21 October 2026 (a real date: the day it was first added to the codex)

